I WANNA GROW UP ONCE AGAIN

SARI UMR HUM MAR-MAR KE JI LIYE
EK SHOT TO AB HUME PINE DO,PINE DO.......
GIVE ME SOME RED WINE,
GIVE ME SOME CHAMPAGNE,
GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE
I WANT TO DRINK IT ONCE AGAIN.

NA NA NAAAAA....NA NA NAAAAA
KANDHO KO KITABON KE BOJH NE JUKAYA.
DARU PINA TO KHUD FACULTY NE SIKHAYA
99% MARKS LAOGE TO WHISKY,VARNA PEPSI
SOCH SOCH KAR PADA HATELI PAR WHISKY,RUM,VODKA KA CHAALA
PAR COKE -PEPSI SE HI BACHPAN NIKAL DALA
BACHPAN TO GAYA ,AB JAVANI BHI GAYI
EK PAL TO AB HAME PINE-DO,PINE-DO

LOCHA IS IN THE AIR

every where there these days loacha is happening......starting from bunking unintentionally two micro processor labs.......small heated argument in restaurant with a senior.....friends fracturing their cheek bones in bike accident......friends forcing him to go doc for so called high bp.......first time teacher caught abhishek sleeping in class.......accidentally erasing my favorite songs from lappi........, list is getting long as i think of it.
but abhishek is happy that college is proving some help in form of half days an dmonday holiday, abhishek was in serious need of some break to meet his sleeping requirements .
abhi abhishek is feeling too sleepy ,so can not continue any more
for the time being one liner for u all
SOCHA TO LOCHA

Installing Husband Software

A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy


Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3..0 and Golf 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, ______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________

Reply

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3..0 and Hot Looks 7.7..

Good Luck Madam!

this is what i do these days!!

its like abhishek has nothing to do......he has return back to his fav old games like mine sweper
and look at the incredible timing he has.......
these days his room is complete mess and wi fi hot spot for counter strike lovers.
abhishek is in serious addiction to call of duty(modern warfare 2), which he plays on ejg's laptop
and closely monitored by rohit roy aka RR.abhishek saw his first movie on laptop this semester ....Sherlock Holmes......wow what a movie........daily abhishek spend a few hours thinking that he should study daily form now .......but he is very sorry to say that ,till date he has not found correct date to implement ....may a week before 2nd sessionals is write day to start.

MY VALENTINE

ABHISHEK IS IN LOVE WITH THIS BMW 650i
ABHISHEK APPROVED ITS PROPOSAL WHEN HER FATHER SEND ITS PIC IN RED.
SHE LOOK GORGEOUS IN RED N HER CURVES ARE SOO SMOOTH.
6 CLYINDER STRAIGHT IN LINE ARE ENOUGH TO MAKE ABHISHEK FEEL LIKE HEAVEN.....SO ABHISHEK WISH ALL SINGLES JUST GO FIND ONE OF YOURS AND DONT PEEP INTO MINE VALENTINE.

AM I THE ONLY ONE

IS ABHISHEK THE ONLY ONE WHO FEELS EVERY THING IN THE WORLD SO MUCH INTERESTING DURING THE EXAMS TIMES.ITS NOT THAT HE IS PREPARED FOR EXAMS,NO NO NOT AT ALL.
WORLD OUTSIDE WINDOW FEELS LIKE ABHISHEK HAVE NEVER BEEN OUT THERE,APPETITE INCREASES(SO NUMBER OF ROUNDS TO CANTEEN),CHATTING WITH FRIENDS ON EVERY ISSUE OTHER THAN WHAT IS IN COURSE,SLEEPING DURING WEIRD HOURS OF DAY,TRIED AND TESTED MINESWEEPER IS ALSO ADDICTIVE ,INTERNET SEEMS TO BE SO MUCH INFORMATIVE THAT ABHISHEK CANT JUST LOG OFF....LIST IS END LESS
WHY IS THIS SO.

HOW VELLA ARE WE

abhishek thinks that human race has reach the pinnacle of vella panti.yesterday abhishek realised this when one of his friends OM asked that why do we celebrate "ROSE DAY"......... abhishek was blank on it but abhishek really ponder about it that y do we celebrate it.Then RUPSHA updated abhishek that we celebrate days like propose day,break up day,hug day,chocolate day,kiss day even slap day .....abhishek feels that if there is no holiday on that day its useless to celebrate such day....but abhishek dont have any problem with chocolate day and kiss day
all this shows that humans have nothing to do and thats y they started celebrating every day as something or the other......
seriously yaar we are VELLA PEOPLES